Orange barrel capital of the world
May 30th, 2007 by gelski
I have a new slogan for Kansas City. How about, “Kansas City — The Land of Road Work Ahead.” Then there’s, “Kansas City — The Orange Barrel Capital of the World.”
Man, you drive up I-35 and a sign says, “Road work ahead.” So you turn onto I-435, and a similar sign says, “Road work ahead.” To quote an old ’60s anthem, “Sign, sign, everywhere a sign.”
We need a way to unload our driving frustrations, which brings me to my idea for a new business. I’m not sure if it’s legal, though. We get a bunch of those orange barrels and some guns and bullets and chain saws. People can pay a fee either to shoot up a barrel or take a chain saw to it. We could do the same with “road work ahead” signs.
Just the thought of doing that has me grinning and chuckling like Beavis and Butthead.
Imagine all the orange barrels you’ll see when they rebuild Interstate 70 between Kansas City and St. Louis.
Speaking of I- 70 I hope the Kansas City Royals can put the final nail in the St. Louis Cardinals coffin for 2007. A poor showing against the hapless Royals should accelerate their decline. With any luck those smug arrogant Cardinal fans will be silenced as their team goes through the motions to finish out the losing season, and their fans turn their attention to football training camp.
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